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Wednesday, March 5th, 2008

“Kelly” is at it again, and so is our hard working English system.

The following gem may be somewhat interpretable and I will do my best to give you the English version. If anyone knows this language, please, feel free to fill me in.

ne was wut web sit do you go to 2 bern cd’s?

Translated into english this means

Anyway. What website do you go to, to burn cd’s?

Rare Sunrises?

Thursday, February 28th, 2008

To protect the identity of all parties involved, we will refer to this person as Kelly.

Kelly happened to bless us with this excellent gem, while taking a survey, about how she feels regarding a natural occurrence that usually happens once a day:

18. Which is more romantic: sunrise or sunset?
sunrise . . . they’re rarer.

Thanks Kelly, you won todays Darwin Award.